Welcome To The Life

Anyway started a new job moved blah blah

News:

WE'RE ALL FUCKED

...and T.S. Eliot was right.

randomly popped into my head

I want adventure in the great wide somewhere
I want it more than I can tell
and for once it might be grand
to have someone understand
there is so much more than they have planned

I think if I believed in reincarnation or more in what I was taught when I was growing up.
I'd have been around for 50 lifetimes.
This is the one where I learn how to be completely independent.

Multitasking is:

Walking down the street
Taking off my uniform (hat, apron, chef coat pulled over my head
Keeping bag in hand and putting uniform in it
Lighting a smoke
Keeping headphones in

All at the same time.

I think it was the botchelism apple I ate, but who knows.
I should probably stop using myself as a test subject for food stuffs and their edibility.
Found a woman who can sign my papers to get the red seal
Made me real happy
Mike's back, also happy